Chlamydia Is Killing Off All The Koalas
If you’re anything like me, you dream of someday visiting Australia and hugging a koala bear. (And not having it bite your face off, cause that would be a nightmare.) Well, according to the Australian...
View ArticleOne Direction Band Members May Have Gotten Chlamydia From A Koala
I’m sure you read the title of this post and were confused. I was too. I knew that there was a chlamydia epidemic amongst the Australian koala population after hearing the story of Samantha who was...
View ArticleMiranda Kerr Was A Koala & 11 Other Celebs’ Past Lives
In this life, Miranda Kerr is Esquire magazine’s “Sexiest Woman Alive.” But in a past life, Miranda is convinced she was a koala. Why is she so sure she was a little furry marsupial, munching...
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Your Daily Squee: A Baby Koala In A Mug
This tiny koala joey was found abandoned on the side of the road in Australia, and wasn’t expected to survive due to extreme dehydration and malnutrition. At first he was so sick he even refused to...
View ArticleCharles And Camilla Commune With The Koalas
While America was shitting its collective pants yesterday, Prince Charles and the Duchess of Cornwall were Down Under snuggling cute baby animals. They appear to have wrapped up the marsupials in...
View ArticleQuick, Snuggle A Koala While You Still Can!
Frisky readers, you know I would never steer you wrong where adorable animals are concerned. And that’s why I’m telling you to hop the first plane the Australia and find a koala to hug. Snuggle the...
View ArticleKoalas Fleeing Wildfires Need Mitten Donations!
Wildfires have been ripping through the Australian states of Victoria and South Australia, and some the blaze's most vulnerable victims are the koala bears who live in the region. Jeremy the koala, the...
View ArticlePSA: Koalas Sound Like Demons Sent From The Pits Of Hell
Where were you when you learned that koalas sound like hellbeasts sent up from Satan's lair?
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